Turbulence on the Plane: The Unit & Ja — The Beef That Won’t Retire
Beef That Won’t Retire
Man, listen…
Just when we thought the G‑Unit vs. Ja Rule saga was finally ready to collect retirement checks and chill in Boca Raton, here come these grown men acting like the Spirit Airlines version of Tom & Jerry all over again.
So boom — yesterday, the universe decided to throw some seasoning on old beef by putting Ja Rule, Tony Yayo (aka Nightwing), and Uncle Murda (aka Robin) on the same Delta flight. Yes, Delta. Not a private jet. Not JetBlue. Delta. With civilians. And they really sat these dudes right behind each other like it was assigned seating in detention hall.
Classroom Behavior on the Tarmac
Soon as the boarding door closed, it turned into that one moment in elementary school when the teacher steps out and everybody get bold.
You hear Yayo wildin’ with his hype‑man voice:
“Cotton-soft Ja Rule is right in front of us!”
And Ja came right back shootin’ like,
“Look at these two lil’ old‑head kittens…”
Kittens though?? you know I had to censor the word
Listen… not even puppies. KITTENS.
Next thing you know, pillows flying, jokes flying, emotions flying — basically a slumber party without the pajamas. And of course, Yayo knows which buttons to push. He got Ja all the way outta character, to the point where Ja out here asking:
“Y’all wanna dance?”
Now sir…
After 9/11, asking somebody if they wanna “dance” on a plane is federal‑offense energy. That’s not boxing. That’s felony choreography.
Ja Rule Gets Escorted Off
Eventually Ja got escorted off the flight for “disorderly conduct,” which is airline language for “you wildin’, fam.” Meanwhile Yayo already had the phone out like a 2000s mixtape intro:
“Y’all… Ja just moved his seat and left the flight!”
Had the internet cackling before the truth even loaded.
But then TMZ dropped extra footage, and it looks like Ja actually held his ground, ready for whatever, not dodging no smoke — at least not without trying to keep it respectful enough to avoid sky jail.
Honestly, it looked less like beef and more like classroom bullying vibes. The type where somebody slaps the back of your head then pretends to look out the window like they checking the weather.
Promo or Problems?
Lowkey, this whole incident might’ve been accidental promo for Yayo and Uncle Murda’s new podcast. And you know 50 Cent somewhere laughing in subtitles, already drafting an IG post with a petty caption and a photoshopped meme.
One thing for sure…
When it comes to petty comedy beef, Curtis Jackson gon’ Curtis Jackson.
But Real Talk… This Beef Is Older Than WiFi
The truth is… both sides are doing good in life. G‑Unit members got podcasts, shows, and things moving. Ja Rule been working, making business plays, and staying active.
Which is why at this point, somebody needs to get all these dudes in a room — like a Hip‑Hop Therapy Summit — and put the beef to bed. Nobody says they gotta be best friends, but mutual respect ain’t illegal.
Ja, keep working, bro.
Call up Chris Gotti, start thinking about INC 2.0, bring back that classic energy, maybe hop into some acting roles again. Keep Irv’s story alive in a positive way. Don’t let yourself get used for clout bait every time a plane takes off.
Cuz trust and believe —
50 and them gon’ do what they do regardless.
But the beef?
It’s time for it to at least get a senior discount, if not fully retire.
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