Is 50 Cent Too Corporate to  Catch a Musical Fade? Listen, gather ‘round, because we gotta talk about Curtis “Vitamin Water Fortune 500” Jackson. Ever since that Diddy documentary situation started bubbling, 50 has been outside like the neighborhood auntie with binoculars and nothing to do. Man’s been on a worldwide press tour of petty — all gas, no brakes, sponsored by G-Unit Films & Television LLC™. But y’all peep the pattern? Fif only pops out when there's a bag or a Billboard headline attached. He’s playing 4D chess with money counters in the background while everybody else is in the project courtyard playing checkers with missing pieces. This man picks beef like a politician picks handshakes — strategically and with gloves on. From Gym Beef to Gymnastics: The Art of Corporate Trolling Look at the lightweight sparring: Jim Jones, Papoose, Clarissa Shields, Benzino (and his missing neckline). These ain’t real wars; these are cardio warm-ups. Fif is throwing out subs like he...