Florida Man Debates About Woman Text To Screen Man
Florida Man Still Looking For Love So boom... Y'all remember when the show Atlanta told y'all about Florida Man ? Yeah, that ninja. The same dude who calls me every other day ready to debate relationships, marriage, finding "the one," and starting a family like he hosting a TED Talk from the driver's seat of his Beamer. First thing out his mouth every call? "Yo, did she text you?" "Did your ex call?" My brother is committed to this fantasy that somehow my ex gonna ride back into town like the ending of a Tyler Perry movie. Nah, my boy. I respect the positivity, but real life ain't Netflix. Now don't get me wrong. That's my guy. He keeps hope alive. Sometimes too much hope alive. During my recovery, I dragged him to church with me one Saturday. We figured we'd skip the club for once. Good thing we did. Come to find out later, the club we would've been at got shot up. Pastor actually talked about how sometimes Go...
